Sex Traits Of His That Will Make Your Sex Life Suffer

You ever slip into bed with a hot guy only to realize he… sucks.  Like, literally is not good at sex.  *The* right?  But everyone's different.  So what might suck to you, might be amazing for someone else.  That said, there are some sex that are universally... atrocious.  Per Reddit, we take a look at 15 sex traits of his that will make your orgasm suffer.

User “wren_in_the_machine.” “Diving straight for my clit without warmup. My vulva is there to be stroked. Do it. [And:] Responding to my cries of, "YES, JUST LIKE THAT!!!!!!" by... switching the motion. Don't do that.”

User “JaneRenee.” “Grabbing my boobs so hard they hurt. Dude, they are body parts, not stress balls. Calling me ‘momma’ or ‘mamacita.’ Ew. Slobbering in my ear. Licking my teeth. Being too rough with my lady parts during oral. Shoving himself farther into my mouth/throat without asking or testing it out first.“

Anonymous. “No foreplay. And ill tell him I really like something and he rarely does it. Oh and going too fast... never taking it slow.”

Anonymous. “Focus just on my nipples during boob play. I understand, with some girls, that's all they got. But for me? I'm a DD girl! You've got enough there to experiment with! Do it!

And yes, it can be overwhelming. But fellas, pro tip: many women lose sensation in their nipples after 1+ minutes of touching. Use other parts. Side boob and the ribs right underneath my boobs are just as good. Drawing a single finger super slowly up those ribs? Will drive me absolutely bonkers. There's more to it than nip play.”

Anonymous. “Keeping quiet during sex. How can I tell what you like then?? Not wanting to kiss after c*ming in my mouth. This is pretty much a deal breaker. Being completely disinterested in sex after coming, especially if I'm still raring to go.”

Anonymous. “Not wanting to cuddle afterwards. This matters a lot more than it should. After sex, I get the oxytocin rush and feel strangely vulnerable and open to the other person. A little comfort in those 10 minutes goes a long way. If I don't get to cuddle I feel detached from the other person and that colours the whole sexual experience in my memory.”

Anonymous. “Just in general: being squicked out by the little things. Sex is dirty business. Bodily fluids abound and all that. Sweat, c*m, hair, queef, fart, squirt, pee or blood is normal and will happen from time to time. You don't have to be turned on, but being very discomfited will only make both parties self-conscious and ruin the mood. Laugh it off and keep f*cking.”

User “dandylions.” “Asking me if I've orgasmed yet. It's not safe to assume I'm going to orgasm every time we have sex, and even if I don't it's okay with me and should be with you too. Also, trust me: when I c*m, you will know.”

User “millcittymiss.” “Tons of swearing can go from hot to silly very quickly. "Oh you f@#(* love my d*&K", as an assertion also can get silly quickly. Smacking my vah-j like you are a p*rn star. And the king, wearing socks.”

User “EmmaMightBeDrunk.” “Taking to long. I can't stand when guys say ‘I can last all night baby.’ Seriously, I've got things to see, people to do. Let's wrap this shit up before ‘30 Rock’ is over.”

User “lesarah.” “How about constantly looking down to see the penetration while in missionary position. I know you like to see it go in and out (one reason is probably the exposure to so much Internet p*rn), but my eyes are up here! When you're looking at each other it's so much more intimate and in sync, but if you pull away a bit to see it go in, it really doesn't feel as good either because it's not penetrating as deeply. Just saying.”

User “tequila_mockingbird.” “Asking me to get on top and then trying to control my movements and/or expecting my movements to be the same. Our bodies are shaped differently, with our important parts on in different spots, and my legs have to be spread wider. I cannot and will not and don't like doing the same thing you do on top.

User “A1337Munster.” “I can't stand talking during sex. The occasional moan or exclamation and even compliments, but I had a guy try to have a full conversation with me. It was terrible and felt so awkward.”

User “Meayow.” “Assuming that my vagina is going to respond to touching the same way your penis does. It takes time and a little seduction to get there. On the other hand, I really appreciate it when a partner just keeps going with foreplay so that by the time we get anywhere I'm beyond eager. Make it take as long as possible (sometimes, I mean, straight to it is fun too). But in general I wish more guys would realize its about touching my whole body and making sure to be verbally expressive.”

User “rustymoo.” “I can't stand it when I'm orgasm-ing and the guy just stops immediately... I need continuous action throughout the orgasm! Don't be scared of it.”