Flexing. Every muscle on his body has to be taught in order for his bedmate to really dig his figure. He might not have a six-pack when you're at the beach, but you better believe he's going to squeeze his abs until he has them when you're looking at him.
More flexing. Honestly, guys are always voluntarily flexing throughout sex just to give their partners some eye candy, but there's also the embarrassing "cool" thing that is aimed at themselves.
Mirror. If there's a mirror near his bed, he's most likely going to look into it to catch his reflection. When he does, he's going to flex his chest, biceps, or whatever's in view just to see himself having sex and looking good.
Poking. Either right before getting it on, he might try to show off his erect manhood by giving you a little poke in the back of the leg or the butt cheek. He's proud of hid D and he's making you very aware of it's presence.
Selfies. Why is he taking selfies during this intimate moment? Well, that's just the kind of modern times we live in and it's engrained into his head that he has to do it. You might be into it, but boy is it lame.
Trying to last as long as possible. Hey man - if you can last longer than a few minutes, you're alright in many peoples' little black books. Straining oneself to the point of discomfort and and displeasure is definitely not cool, though.
Multiple rounds. Don't force yourself, dude. Odds are he needs around 15 to 20 minutes after climaxing to even think about going again. If he's at attention and you're into it, this isn't too lame - but when he insists and it's just not working … that's v. embarrassing.
Getting existential. Saying the wrong thing during intercourse happens, and that's fine really, but when a guy is trying to sound cool by saying some existential bullsh*t before, during, after, or just in general, it's insufferable and a mood-killer.
Being aloof. Does your guy try to show zero or very little emotion in bed? Does he resist cuddling or just roll over afterwards? He's most likely trying to show his aloofness to the whole thing. Men don't have emotion, right?
Phone. Why is he checking his phone? He's showing you that he's so attached to technology that not even sex can break him away. Maybe he wants to show you something he saw on Reddit or a movie trailer or something like that. All he's doing is pissing you off and embarrassing himself.
Magnums. He's got a box of magnums on his night table, which is pretty exciting right? Well, they're just for show… and he isn't a shower or grower. The condom might be a little loose on his penis if he gets the large brands for no reason. Again, embarrassing!
Pushups. Ever go fix yourself up in the bathroom before having sex only to come back out to your man all out of breath and beat red? Well, he just did a whole bunch of pushups while you were out of the room. Not cool - kind of sad.
Repeating adult films. Dirty talk is *magnificent* when you're both enjoying it and in your element, but when he starts quoting lines adult entertainment in order to sound like the professionals in those clips, he sounds very, very lame. Mood killer!
Embarrassing. If he's doing something that isn't natural or fluid during intercourse, he's embarrassing himself and ruining your mood. Maybe have a talk with him, or avoid dudes like him from now on!
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