Thoughts He Has When He Can’t Get It Up

When a guy can’t get it up, the entire experience for him and his partner goes limp.  It’s perhaps the world’s most awkward moment.  However, it’s nothing to be ashamed about - it's just a sexual hiccup!  Whether they are drunk or simply tired, not every man can get—or keep—it up every.  Single.  Time.  Because even though sex is a natural part of human nature, it just doesn’t always work out.  That’s life!  Here, we highlight 17 thoughts he has when he can't get it up.

Why... is this... not working? What's happening to me right now? No, no, noooo.

I’ve wanted to sleep with this girl forever, and now THIS is happening. Just my luck.

I’m so tired though, so maybe we have to wait till the morning…

But I want it SO bad.

I didn’t even drink that much! I had, like, two beers. WTF MAN!

I hope she doesn’t think that it’s her, because this actually never ever happens.

She is so hot, but maybe - just maybe - if I imagine something or someone else it'll work.

This never happens to me. She’s probably judging the crap out of me in her mind.

Maybe we should try some dirty movies… that may help. But nope, nothing.

How do I get her to give me a BJ to not make it obvious...

This has to be stagefright, because I know there is nothing wrong with me.

I can tell that she’s really into me and she’s pretty upset right now.

Great. She’s going to tell all her friends, and whenever I see them that's all they are going to be thinking about.

This is all she is going to be thinking about… forever.

I really should stop apologizing to her, it’s probably making her feel bad, but I want her to know it's not her fault.

I bet she really wants me to go down on her now. Well, I gotta do something to get out of this funk.

Well, here’s to trying, let’s make it work.