Things You Should Never Say To A Naked Woman

The time during which a woman is standing naked in front of you, that fleeting, charged few moments before sex takes place are crucial. They can make or break what happens next. They can also make what happens next not happen, period. When a woman is naked in front of you, the best course of action is to just shut your mouth. Nod as much as possible. That's the only surefire plan. But if you must talk. Here's some things you should never say to a naked woman.Have you ever made any of these mistakes? Let us know in the comments!

I don’t feel well. If you're a man, you know that you can have sex pretty much any time it’s required so there’s no real excuse to ever say this to a naked woman. There is however a good chance that this will be your last chance to have sex with this particular naked woman.

Can you dim the lights? If she’s feeling confident and sexy enough to have them on, then go with the flow. Most guys would kill to have the lights on more during sex. You’re mood is superfluous. You’re a machine, just do your job.

Is that birthmark bigger than last time? Once again, you’re potentially about to have sex, so even worse than pointing out an imperfection is bringing up the possibility of a serious illness in her near future.

Was that birthmark always there? If she’s naked there’s a good chance that either one or both of you is interested in sex. Why are you bringing up any imperfections, no matter how slight? Call it sexy at least, try and save the mess you’ve made

Your __ reminds me of my ex. Are you freaking nuts? Maybe you haven’t seen enough female body parts and think they all look the same. Or maybe it really does happen to look just like your ex’s ___ but never say that out loud. You will never have sex with that person again.

You’re too skinny it’s gross. If she’s too skinny, she’s probably pretty proud of it, either secretly or not. Telling her she’s too skinny won’t be taken as a compliment. And it certainly won’t be taken as constructive criticism so just don’t say it.

You look a little bloated. Women do get bloated for reasons beyond their control. If you happen to be one of the few guys that notices that stuff, never ever bring it up. It’s perhaps one of the worst things you could say. They will obsess.

I like your belly. You may really mean it but never will they ever believe that you mean it. They will simply start to think about their belly, its existence and how to get rid of it.

Did you forget to shave? Nobody forgets to shave. She either chose not to shave because she didn’t really care too much about this romp, or, she doesn’t shave at all and you’ve just made her very self-conscious about that.

Maybe try grooming. Women are pretty aware of their grooming. If they decided not to shave either their legs or bush or any other hairy area, it was probably purposeful. So you’ve just called their whole grooming situation into question. This sexual experience likely won’t be repeated.

Are you pregnant? It’s a huge mistake to ask this when she’s naked. Asking this when a girl is naked is like a brass knuckle punch in the gut. Sex won’t happen after this question is asked, at all.

One’s bigger than the other. Most girls have one bigger than the other. But if you, the non-observant male is noticing this, then there’s obviously a pretty big discrepancy. This is going to make her pretty obsessive about it.

Have you ever thought about working out? Of course she has and it either was short-lived, or she’s currently doing it and you’re still asking the question so it’s not working too well. If you really need to ask this, do it when she’s clothed.

I’m just going to go to bed. If she’s naked, and in front of you, that’s a message. She’s not just trying to get comfortable. You can always get the engine going so do it, or you will insult her.