In light of Easter, we thought we'd spice things up a bit and introduce a different kind of egg hunt -- a naughtier one. Ladies, have we left you curious? Perfect. Read on below as we highlight what this holy holiday is all about!
A different kind of Easter egg hunt… What’s better than eating on a holiday? Jerking off on a holiday. Don’t deny it: You know if there’s anything more you like than guzzling down chunks of food on Christmas or Thanksgiving, it’s the happing off you do right before and after. Cue Easter.
A different kind of Easter egg hunt… Two years ago, P*rnhub decided to release their analytics for Easter. Yes, seriously. We mean, do you think people would refrain from masturbating on Jesus’ day? Oh, you are mistaken. If anything, the Icon of the Resurrection would have wanted people to enjoy themselves. Like, duh.
A different kind of Easter egg hunt… According to the adult film’s insights page, “Easter is the most important of the Christian holidays in that it commemorates Christ dying then subsequently resurrecting for the saving and forgiveness of all mankind. No small feat!” The site adds: “Here at P*rnhub however, our research is generally oriented towards the types of resurrections that take place in our viewer’s pants, but today’s post happily marries the two.”
A different kind of Easter egg hunt… So, exactly what are people searching for on Easter? According to the P*rnhub, the top search is — drumroll, please — “easter.” Yeah, we guess that was a bit of a given. Still, it’s nice to see that people are being traditional about their masturbation.
A different kind of Easter egg hunt… After “easter,” the search terms vary. It goes: “easter bunny,” “bunny costume,” “church,” and “jessica rabbit.” Now, we’re no saints, but we’re pretty sure the ladder has absolutely nothing to do with actual Easter. Just sayin’.
A different kind of Easter egg hunt… Beyond masturbation, however, there are a number of other ways you can celebrate this holy weekend: Enter sex. Like, with another person. Indeed, there are a ton of racy positions you can try this weekend with your partner that’ll resurrect your body — and his — in more ways than one… And Reddit’s male users have all the answers on their faves.
User “lmoirkeee.” "Her: face down on the bed with a pillow under her hips and legs closed together. Me: on top going at it from behind. I don't know the name for it. Lazy doggy?”
User “tmight.” "Sex in the spooning position. There's something just primal about it. Being able to take her from behind while still being able to smell her hair, bite her neck, play with her breasts, play with her clit, etc.”
Anonymous. "I like the lotus position, where the man sits, and the woman sits on top of him, facing him, with her legs wrapped around. So much skin contact, so much closeness... So long since I've done this :(“
Anonymous. "Me kneeling, arms around her a she half sit/crouches on my upper thighs. Gives her most control of penetration with a bit for me, keeps up face to face and allows mutual back scratching and neck biting."
User “drake129103.” "Doggy or her on top. If I'd had to choose between the 2 it would be her on top. It's so nice not to have to do 99% of the work.”
User “FAP-FOR_BRAINS.” "her sitting on top of my bass amp facing me, me holding her legs up--it's just the right height for me to nail her like a drooling maniac and she can't escape--after about 15 minutes she begs for a break”
User “GiantRagingBurner.” “Girl on top. I like being ridden. And unlike my second favorite position, doggy style, I can see more than her a**. I mean, nothing wrong with a**, but I like to see her pretty face while we’re together. (And her tits.)”
User “KyreLegan.” "Missionary with her hands/wrists pinned under mine. The control was a godsend for me and the obedience was a firecracker for her. Sometimes hair pulling sometimes neck and lip biting on both sides, and usually a light struggle with arms from her. This one we both generally only lasted a couple minutes, but it was one we could keep going for multiples."
User “sucks_at_people.” "Doggie takes the cake for me. I like everything about it. The view, the control, and the level of ease. The view does it for me the most though. Looking down at my d*ck go in and out of her is just glorious."
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